what friends are for, x2
Me: just so you know vicky and i decided last night to go on a ridiculous diet.
Josh: im not worried about that. that won't last through today, let alone tuesday.
Me: no we're really serious. our main goal in life is to be more annoying, and i feel like if we're really skinny we'll achieve that.
Josh: i dont know how its possible for you to get more annoying.
Me: and also if we're really hungry.
Josh: you'll just be miserable bitches.
Me: we're really motivated! Vicky's a guru. You should believe in us.
Josh: you're both delusional.
Me: it's called the "anorexia diet", and whenever either of us feels like eating, we just text the other one and talk each other down.
Josh: i do believe in both of you as much as you can believe how seriously i'm taking this.
i went to art school #occupymoma?
even when the economy was “alright”, there was no 100% promise that me, any of my classmates, or any of the people who came before me would EVER get a job. that just isn’t how it goes with careers in the arts. maybe it got harder for us to find jobs after the financial crisis… or maybe the financial crisis just gave us an excuse other than “i majored in the...
Best friends forever
Me: all you want to talk abt is throwing me off a balcony.
Vick: you'd never fall! You'd grow wings and fly!
Hey Eyebrows! Give us a plum tart, will ya?– Christina D’Angelo Dinner at I Trulli is a blast
Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering There is a...– Leonard Cohen
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What we're dealing with
German Tourist: we have problem. I'm very gay.
Lauren: gay or very gay?
German Tourist: very gay.
Lauren: we know some men we could introduce you to...
German Tourist: you are enough man for me!
Lo: wait, he puts his D in her V?
Paulie Gee: you look like girls that do shooters.
Lo: are you Italian?
Paulie Gee: yeah.
Lo: I'm a quarter.
Paulie Gee: got any Jew in you?
Lo: Not yet. Here's hoping!
like if the new facebook updates are the biggest thing you have to complain about, your life is pretty a-ok.
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I drank a lot of beverages today. And watched almost all of the “Harry...– Victoria, hung-over
Me: you know, I am who I am, Collin.
Collin: yeah... And I'm trying to change that.
Billy: you're in love?
Lily: yes. I'm in love.
Billy: and he gets you?
Lily: yes. He totally gets me more than anyone else.
Billy: and he's ok with it?
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also the village voice blog? also, idk, how about we? god.
You can’t fit a square meg in a round hole.– Mr. Moore “A certain bartender I’m lucky to know” (Anyone?)
The man could not play the piano as well as initially reported, the newspaper...– German police: Teen says he’s lived in woods 5 years - CNN.com