oh my god, whatever, etc.
“Well first of all I don’t think it’s infected, so that’s good.”
—Frank’s trip to NY is going really well
June 2011
May 2011
“Women see windows — and skirts come off,”
—
NYC men hope their luxury apartments attract the ladies - NYPOST.com
WHAT!
“She reminds me of gumby… But like, gumby with a wig… And I don’t mean that in a bad way.”
—Victoria obv.
heeeey oh!
um.
“Blonde Guy: All I remember from Fourth of July is a lot of drugs. A lot of “special k” Me: Um…. All I remember from Fourth of July is my parents being here grilling for 6 hours.”
—Mother’s Worry
“She handles Picassos and bullshit.”
—Erin, on Caroline’s job at Christie’s
“He was a schoolteacher the last time he took my virginity…”
—My friend
- Me: ohmygod, look at my knuckles! Do I have really weirdly sharp knuckles?
- Frank: I think you have bigger problems.
- Vicky: My head is exploding from that coffee.
- Me: Get it together. I don't know why you can't handle caffeine.
- Vicky: I'm as fragile as a Precious Moments porcelain.
