“Well first of all I don’t think it’s infected, so that’s good.” —Frank’s trip to NY is going really well
“Women see windows — and skirts come off,” —
“She reminds me of gumby… But like, gumby with a wig… And I don’t mean that in a bad way.” —Victoria obv.
“Blonde Guy: All I remember from Fourth of July is a lot of drugs. A lot of “special k” Me: Um…. All I remember from Fourth of July is my parents being here grilling for 6 hours.” —Mother’s Worry
“She handles Picassos and bullshit.” —Erin, on Caroline’s job at Christie’s
“He was a schoolteacher the last time he took my virginity…” —My friend
- Me: ohmygod, look at my knuckles! Do I have really weirdly sharp knuckles?
- Frank: I think you have bigger problems.
- Vicky: My head is exploding from that coffee.
- Me: Get it together. I don't know why you can't handle caffeine.
- Vicky: I'm as fragile as a Precious Moments porcelain.