May 2011
April 2011
- Mom: Your dad has probably watched "The Bourne Identity" fifteen times.
- Me: Why, do you think it reminds him of his former life?
- Mom: He never looked like that!
- Me: HAHA, I mean when he was in the CIA. When he was a secret agent. What did he do?
- Mom: Investigated stuff and snuck around. Avoided me.
- Me: I hate Scarlett Johansson. She cut me in line once at Gourmet Garage.
- Mom: You should've cut her back.
- Me: Yeah, you're right, I should've started a fight with Scarlett Johansson at the grocery store.
- Mom: Your one chance to get famous and you blew it.
Lance Armstrong
Yeah, I’m quoting cancer survivor Lance Armstrong. That is how cheesy things have gotten around here. (sorry, Darren!!!)
Don’t worry, this is a website that chooses cute animal videos at random for you. The first one it gave me was entitled “Bunny letter opener” and it’s all been uphill from there.
So in between episodes of DEXTER and The Tudors, whatever horrible movies Vicky recommends to me, and chapters of the awesome books Sara sent me about cancer (not lying, Sara is the queen of sifting through Amazon, I swear), this is how I plan to spend my recovery time.
The oncology department at Sloan-Kettering Hospital and Resort informed me today that the tumor and surrounding tissue they removed on tuesday has CLEAR MARGINS.
YESSSSSS!!!!!!
um fascinating. sometimes the smallest fact about something everyday makes me feel really, really smart.