January 2011
mary on the internet: on keeping a notebook →
maryontheinternet:
It all comes back. Perhaps it is difficult to see the value in having one’s self back in that kind of mood, but i do see it; i think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them attractive company or not. Otherwise they turn up unannounced and…
Suggestions From André Leon Talley, Isaac Mizrahi,... →
Perfect for my blind date tonight, which I was planning to cancel due to the cold.
I guess that’s a lame excuse… but I’m scared. This outfit is perfect, because… well, then he’ll be scared too.
Mavis = love
ofakind:
The latest collection from JoAnn Berman, a 53-year-old designer who was an Ecco Domani semi-finalist this year, is titled “The Real Housewives of Bushwick.” She should start prepping her acceptance speech because we officially have a winner for the “Best Name for a Fashion Collection EVER” award. —erica
now that’s a “housewives” i would watch without guilt.
I'm calling the police/going to get myself...
Downstairs Neighbor: [playing extraordinarily loud latin hip hop around 2 pm every day for approximately the longest hour in the history of the world, with the bass turned up so high that things like glasses and books literally fall off of furniture in my apartment]
Me: [stomps really loudly on the floor in wooden clogs.]
Downstairs Neighbor: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BITCH.
Me: TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC.
Downstairs Neighbor: OLD LADY!
Showbiz?
Me: So what's the latest on the screenplay?
Josh: It's at UTA. Which for some reason had to happen at 11 pm last night.
Me: What?! Who does business like that?
Josh: Racists.
“I love brad so much it hurts sometimes.”
– Lily, on Brad Pitt
