December 2011
Nelson: if I'm gonna get drunk... I'm gonna get DRUNK.
Me: that doesn't even make sense.
Nelson: I know, that's the beauty of it.
HELPFUL →
The Office of Specious Plans: Italy isn't all that... →
I hate to give poor five year old Ava the bad news. She was planning an escape for us replete with pasta and pizza and no natural disasters of any kind.
speciousplans:
My friend Karen moved from the neighborhood to Italy last year. Not sure about tornadoes, but they definitely have beaches – she’s sent me pictures. And they definitely have earthquakes; close to 100 people died in Italy in a...
Meghan your dad is CRAZY!
– Ava James
Meghan, let’s move to Italy. They don’t have earthquakes there. Or...
– Ava James
Alexander Wang
Ava: I like your nightgown!
Meg: Thanks... It's a dress.
My dad is basically the greatest.
Alright people, we have until sundown to drink six bottles. Let’s get...
– Lily wants to make a Menorah from empty wine bottles.
He used to be in a band and he has a job.
– A sentence I just said about a boy.
This is what it’s come to.
Plovgh: Where can I Plovgh? →
plovgh:
Veronica People’s Club Greenpoint (map) Every other Saturday 10am - 1pm
Dekalb Market Downtown Brooklyn (map) Saturdays 2pm - 5pm
The New School Lang Cafe (map) Every other Friday 2pm - 4pm
More neighborhoods are beginning to organize in:
Dumbo Williamsburg/Greenpoint …
I don’t remember signing up for Plovgh’s emails, but I must’ve at some point, and boy am...
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I can’t wait to see her boobs in 3D.
– Will, on the upcoming 3D “Titanic”
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I was just walking towards home, up Manhattan Avenue in Greenpoint, and thinking for the first time since moving to Brooklyn 3 years ago that maybe I miss living in Manhattan. Then I noticed that the RiteAid is now open 24 hrs and I feel okay again.
Manhattan Inn
Me: What are you drinking?
Caroline: "Crossing the Delaware".
Me: How is it?
Caroline: Revolutionary.
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The State of Things
Will: This is your night, Larry. You know what I mean? Every night is your night. You too, Meg.
Me: Do you even know what that means?
Will: No, but maybe one of you two know.
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If you consider yourself a reader, this is... →
Some terrible troll wrote an article for Slate about how local booksellers are killing literacy.
It makes me wanna go to Word or McNally Jackson and spend a fortune.
As far as I’m concerned, Amazon is excellent for things that I simply can’t find anywhere locally… Like Beyonce EPs only pressed in Japan and bulk orders of Instax film.