“In Europe then we thought of wine as something as healthy and normal as food and also as a great giver of happiness and well-being and delight. Drinking wine was not a snobbism nor a sign of sophistication nor a cult; it was as natural as eating and to me as necessary, and I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking either wine or cider or beer.” —Ernest Hemingway, “A Movable Feast” (via je-menfous)
“You know the McRib is made of sneakers? And Dry Shampoo is made of gasoline?” —Vicky, again
“Life turns around in a second in New York City… I went in feeling like hell and then my waxer gave me a beer and now I feel like I could take over the world!” —
After a looong three weeks, my partner in crime is back in town!!!
“You people better amp it up because you ain’t no Snoopy tied to a string.” —My friend JR, visiting from LA for the Macy’s parade