October 2011
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the people you meet in greenpoint
Me: it was nice to meet you, kevin.
Kevin: You look a little bit like Maureen O'Hara.
Me: Wow. Thanks! Well...I'll seeya around, I'm sure.
Kevin: I doubt it. I'm very drunk.
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Actor Johnny Depp created a media firestorm this... →
youngmanhattanite:
Dear RAINN,
I am truly sorry for offending anyone in any way. I never meant to. It was a poor choice of words on my part in an effort to explain a feeling. I understand there is no comparison and I am very regretful. In an effort to correct my lack of judgment, please accept my heartfelt apology.
Sincerely, Johnny Depp
I wish more people would make these kinds of...
Megan Amram: Quiz: Do You Have Cancer? →
meganamram:
Do you have cancer? Find out with this fun, flirty quiz!!
1. It’s the middle of class and your crush looks over to see you:
a. Texting him!
b. Paying attention to the teacher. Come on – it’s class!
c. Picking at a large new mole that has recently developed on your forearm!
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can someone explain to me how this is funny in any way? i don’t understand. am i just sensitive...
a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do
tonight orlando bloom and that pretty victoria’s secret model he’s married to or whatever tried to steal bar stools we’d been waiting for patiently at vinegar hill house. despite the fact that our spot in line for a table was obv. going to be that much further down on the list since celebrities had come in. ummmm so he needs a bar stool to wait at while they scurry to get him a...
“It’s the craziest example I’ve encountered of the way our culture’s food madness...”
– Dinner and Derangement - NYTimes.com
I just love it when Frank Bruni writes about food.
“So I pitched your life as a show…and they loved it.”
– My west coast bff Josh is a screenwriter. He had an important meeting today with his “team”— agent, lawyer, manager, whatever— he presented ten ideas for a television series and apparently the one based on my life was the only one they liked…
O, vanity! I had no idea...
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“I love the honesty of New Yorkers. When a New Yorker says “let’s do...”
– Sherri Shepherd
"giuliana ransic does not deserve to have breast...
Is something I’ve seen tweeted and tumblr’d like 5000 times in the past 24 hrs. To the point where I was so blackout angry that I had to stop tracking tags.
Is that how people think this works? It’s CANCER. It’s not a scholarship. It’s not a free cruise to the Caribbean.
Good God.
“The harms are partly that the awareness itself has been redefined as visibility...”
– Amid Breast Cancer Month, Is There Pink Fatigue? : NPR
“Until we make more progress on the treatment side, on the understanding of...”
– In the Breast Cancer Fight, the Pinking of America - NYTimes.com
I mean… kind of.
all this pink is making me queasy.
Blog - The Finks →
SHOW TONIGHT @ THE GUTTER, BOYS AND GIRLS.
COME GET DOWN.
“you can’t give hipsters a microphone. it’s like throwing gasoline on...”
– “Two Broke Girls” is my guiltiest pleasure
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i get that october is breast cancer awareness...
and essentially, that is a good thing. it raises money for research and support programs, raises awareness, brings up discussion and maybe empowerment and recognition for brave women (i guess like me or something) who have fought/ are fighting breast cancer.
but it feels too soon (selfishly) and kind of makes my heart hurt and i know i should run or walk or bike or do something… wear a pink...
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"We are all the 99%"
Is something I just read on someone’s sign. I was never very good at math, but from what I understand, all of us would be 100% of us. So it’s not possible for all of us to be only 99%.
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“I know I’m only marginally qualified to be giving advice. I’m not married, I...”
– three cheers for Mindy Kaling: The Office’s Mindy Kaling on Why You Need a Man, Not a Boy
(via glamour.com)
I prefer her description of her bedroom to “hoarder”.
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