“Hey baby… How much?” —Creepy white guy on Bowery and Houston tonight. Oh. My. God. Do I look like a hooker?
“Omg I swear I just worked out and could smell tequila coming from my pores” —Text from Joshua
“He makes me want to bang my face on a brick cadillac.” —Victoria
Vicky should be a consultant to the music business.
- Me: last.fm just put on scarlett johansson. christ, what are they trying to do to me? she & him...scarlett johansson...it's exhausting.
- Vicky: she's boring
- Me: this song is cute too
- VIcky: booooringg
- Me: but only because i love pete yorn and would totally make out with him on a blanket at mccarren park
- Vicky: they should feature GWAR in some of their songs... just something small, you know?
“A man should never put on his best trousers when he goes out to battle for freedom and truth.” —Henrik Ibsen