Me: I no longer remember what it's like to eat solid food.
Josh: If I was there I would chew up all your food for you.
101 things to do in ny in the winter (timeout) →
Jamali Garden →
oh, hello holiday decorating heaven.
Beauty & Essex to Offer Pawn Shop, Bartender in... →
Me: I just discovered that Law and Order: SVU is on Hulu. Life is good.
Josh: "Dumb things I don't care about." is where I file that.
There are more messengers than messages, probably.– Augustin
She is international. Starring Thomas and Augustin
Please don’t lose it, ma’am.– American Airlines Employee at the lost luggage desk…. I’ve requested that my suitcase, which naturally is coming on a much later flight than my own, be delivered directly to the bar.
Furniture Designers Silva/Bradshaw Translate Their... →
Nice job, boys! This is actually a really lovely line of jewelry that I think will appeal to a lot of people. Side note: Is this what the 21st century/ New York means? That for the rest of my life I’m destined to constantly come across people that I’ve dated, on blogs (or on the subway or as another random friend’s roommate)??? A friend once found her ex-boyfriend on the...
Bookavore: Tumblr recommends →
bookavore: What an incredible list. Like I needed a larger TBR pile (like any of us do) but hey, there is a certain joy in knowing that you could live forever and never, ever run out of quality reading material, yes? In re: the book I chose: seriously, I love this book so goddamn much that if you come buy… Each and every one of these books listed sound amazing. I’m almost finished...
am i a bad person?
I just demanded that a 2 year old girl get out of my window seat on the airplane.. I hate sitting on the aisle, plus I know she’s gonna want to climb around all flight, so I’d rather stay out of her way. Also, she and her mother didn’t speak english, so this conversation was held mostly with hand motions. Is this wrong?
Dad: That's why people like me exist.
Mom: Why is that, Steve?
Dad: To make things more confusing.
This week I went to a strip club with some boys I know. Afterwards, I went home, alone (sorry to dissapoint) and made pesto from scratch using basil I grow on my window sill. Then I ate it with whole wheat pasta at 4 am. Something about the patience of a saint/vodka… But I digress. There were a few things I reflected on during this culinary process: -One of the ladies danced to a song by...
She forgot the definition of “jazz” as well and came to think of it...– David Sedaris, “Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk”
Bob Dylan Setlist
Gonna Change My Way Of Thinking This Wheel’s On Fire Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again Just Like A Woman Rollin’ And Tumblin’ Simple Twist Of Fate Things Have Changed A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall High Water (for Charlie Patton) Masters Of War Highway 61 Revisited Workingman’s Blues #2 Thunder On The Mountain Ballad Of A Thin Man Jolene...