I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can’t touch with...– Bob Dylan
Fwd: Hi [an email from my father]
Yanks lost today. Mom broke a tooth. the last Titanic survivor passed away today. — Steve McNeill
Chelsea Handler: First of all, is that your natural hair color?
Daisy De La Hoya: Well, right now it is, yes.
Martinis are like a woman’s breasts, one is not enough and three are just...– a customer at my bar tonight
Most human beings are driven to seek security and comfort. But there is another...– Cathleen Nesbit
prom queen! →
“Things have changed and it’s no longer just about who has the most friends or who wears the coolest clothes. Sure I’m not your typical prom queen candidate. There’s more to me than meets the eye.”
good choice, mr. president. →
The crying is getting worse.– Dan G. On his awful gf at the Levee
Hey, can you give me directions to a bar open until like six am? Like a real...– Some random guy on essex and forsyth… (And fyi I didn’t have a recommendation)
Oh my God, I AM old man river!– Vicky
MTA EYES 'E-ZIER' PASS FOR RIDERS
By TOM NAMAKO Transit ReporterLast updated: 1:44 AM May 22, 2009Today’s MetroCard will soon go the way of the subway token. The “next generation” of subway-swiping will treat straphangers like cars buzzing though E-ZPass tolls, outgoing MTA chief Elliot Sander told The Post in an exit interview yesterday. Sander, whose last day on the job is today, said that under the plan...
I really really really want a bicycle. Meg McNeill sent via Blackberry
nedhepburn: tumblr is like World Of Warcraft for people with feelings.
I love stories about wild animals in nyc. →
audreyhepburncomplex: Hitchcock inspired video Marion Cotillard for Dior
[New York is] The city of right angles and tough, damaged people.– Pete Hamill
Some further thoughts on Idol:
I totally called that girl with the voice of an emphesema patient doing cyndi lauper weeks and weeks ago. They should get me to pick all of their songs. also, what is with all the random celebs in the audience? Do they always do that? Camryn Manheim? Janice Dickenson? That blonde girl from melrose place? Why are they there? You can’t tell me they waste multiple hours a week on this shit....
Some advice to anyone performing on American Idol,
(From a girl who has never/ will never be a performer on that program, and probably a person who will never bother watching it again after this season because Adam Lamberts don’t come around more than once) I think that if you have a big stage to dance and sing on, maybe you should wear shoes you are capable of walking in. Meg McNeill sent via Blackberry