March 2009
just a few blocks from my apt... →
Michelle Obama (with President Obama) flew to London today in Thakoon and got off the plane in Jason Wu! Love that she changed halfway. Can’t wait to see what she wears to meet the Queen!!!!
“Ain’t nothin’ open past two am but some legs.”
– Tyra, again
http://m.nypost.com/ms/p/nyp/nyp/view.m?id=23202&st... →
“I will always be the countess.”
Why won’t my fever just go away? I feel so drained.
“I had a colonoscopy… and I could not stop farting after. And nurses were...”
– Tyra Banks
I hate the taste of theraflu and so does Stella. Meg McNeill sent via Blackberry
shamWOW →
thoughts
There is a girl in the laundry mat in a wheelchair. What is the point of being handicapped if you still have to do your own laundry?
im starting to feel like food stamps are awesome. →
Foie Gras being added at all Momofuku restaurants! →
“Is this what heroin feels like?”
– Michael Psilakis on cooking for President Obama
http://nymag.com/daily/food/2009/03/psilakis_on_serving_obama_tktk.html
“I went to the LA zoo once which is when I got bird flue, coincidentally, because...”
– Barista at 1 Dominick
When I was a little girl, all I wanted to do was scoop ice cream at Baskin Robbins. When I was sixteen, my dream basically came true, only it was at Dick and Jane’s on 4th street in St. Pete. Now, 8 years and two diplomas later, I have a job that pays exactly the same and takes about the same skill level. When is Hollywood gonna start blowing my cell up? Because I replaced my ice cream...
“I’m not perfect but jesus thinks I’m to die for.”
– Worst thing I’ve ever seen in someone’s facebook profile
Me: I would write a letter about how bad the experience was if I thought anyone would read it.
Mom: If you entered your letter in a drawing with the city, they would let
the winner get a free repeat trip to their offices and relive the
experience of utter degradation and exposure to incompetence.
Every time the fingerprinting lady comes in and calls a name, like “ping tai lo” or “mei chang” everyone in the room stands up and heads for the door. I am the only person in this room who speaks English. I feel left out. Meg McNeill sent via Blackberry
How is this my life?
I’m back at the foodstamp office. First of all, this place is super depressing. Second of all, it is run SO poorly. Third, they have cnn financial television on in every waiting room and all they talk about is how bad the job market is. No shit the job market sucks… I’m waiting to be finger printed for foodstamps along with the entire population of chinatown. Clearly there is an...
my new least favorite place on the entire universe
I’m in a little room in the foodstamp office with like 30 other people waiting to be finger printed. They haven’t called anyone back for at least an hour. Its unbelievable. Its like their carefully hand drawing every person’s fingerprint with a pen, by looking very closely at their finger tips. I’m so hungry I’m about to faint. I have to go to the bathroom. And...
Tuesday: apply for unemployment, foodstamps, and find more doctors to visit before insurance dissapears. Also figure out how to upload pictures to computer. Also spend another 5 hours at dominick using internet to apply for jobs and drinking cappucinos out of a giant beer stein. Meg McNeill sent via Blackberry
I NEED A JOB!!!!! and I miss josh already! Meg McNeill sent via Blackberry
Girl: Do you even know my name?
Guy: Banana
“My life in a nutshell is a big-ass nutshell. School, drag, miami public...”
– Lucky Deepford, “Drag Race” reject 