March 2009
The bet is on!
Kari just bet me dinner that I won’t be keeping up with tumblr in three months. Make reservations now, kari!!!! Tumblr is here to stay!
February 2009
As I fold my laundry I realize that there is almost nothing colored in the whole pile. Everything is black, white, grey, or beige. When did that happen?
Nobody in the east village is awake at 9 am.
maybe i should go to rehab.
because it could be like a vacation that my insurance pays for.
vacay? who's in? it's looking like a tough choice... →
“OHMYGOD you’re killing me right now”
– Molly, On the phone with the man from the gas company
meanwhile, on craigslist...
I have been wanting to lose some excess weight and i found the perfect solution! what a winner
looking for a really pretty fat girl who wants to lose weight - m4w - 27 (Midtown)
Reply to: pers-1047407330@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-02-23, 4:55PM EST
I am an extremely sexually dominant guy that has had huge success with fat girls submitting control of their...
dear cr studio,
PLEASE STOP TALKING ON SPEAKERPHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OFFICE IT’S SO ANNOYING!
best oscars ever.
really makes me want to go out there and get it done.
Oscar night! Party at bar carrera! Fingers crossed nobody wears anything stupid! Can’t wait! Meg McNeill sent via Blackberry
Dinner at carrera with my mom! Amazing new bread pudding dessert and an egg in a blanket all to myself.
Employment Opportunity
CRAIGSLIST AD:
Sapphire New York, the city’s newest upscale Gentleman’s Club is gearing up to open its brand new restaurant and lounge, Prime 333. We are seeking to fill the following positions: *Front waiters *Back waiters *Food runners *Bus persons *Hostesses We are looking for polished and professional candidates with fine dining experience. *You must be able to work comfortably...
it’s still recieving these random messages. make it stop.
“The night started off with a scare. Time waits for no man. Over the break of...”
– About last night’s episode of “Top Chef”, from Gawker
http://gawker.com/5156534/nawlinsqatsi-and-the-return-of-crapster-leah
eeeee what a deal! →
i really want this couch. →
